Oh my god, have you heard about this new trend that has been going around on porn videos? It’s called the dildo chair and it’s as crazy as it sounds! Basically, a dildo chair is a chair formed by two oversized dildos, one on each side of the chair and it’s supported in the middle with a cushion.
I cannot believe this is an actual thing, but when I heard about it, I could not help but laugh out loud. I mean, it’s like why not turn furniture into sex toys? Honestly, it’s a pretty creative concept if you ask me.
But enough of the preliminary explanations, let’s talk about why people are actually using them in porn videos. First of all, the chair allows two people to easily “switch” positions without having to move furniture around. But that’s not all there is to it. The dildos that form the sides of the chair make it easier to thrust and grind and to maintain the position with much less back pain. Plus, it gives each partner different perspectives of the scene, which some people consider a major turn on.
I think it’s clear why dildo chairs have become so popular among porn stars, but isn’t it a bit too much for everyday people? I mean, I could see it becoming the hit of a bachelorette party, but I don’t think I’m ready for the stereotype of horny middle aged women trying to recreate their favorite porn videos in their living room. Plus, let’s face it, not everybody is willing to spend all that money on a piece of furniture, and let’s not forget about all the people who might not be comfortable with the idea in the first place.
That said, the dildo chair could also be used simply for its aesthetic value. I mean, if someone wanted to buy it as a conversation piece without having to actually use it for sex, I can’t really say that’s wrong. After all, we should all be given the freedom to decide what to display in our own homes.
Anyway, I couldn’t help but give this curious new trend a thought. I’m not sure what I think about it yet, and maybe you have a different opinion. Let me know your thoughts in the comments!