I was recently scrolling through my facebook feed when I stumbled upon a post from an acquaintance of mine who shared a link from a kickstarter campaign that was raising funds for a “Spongebob sex doll”. At first I laughed it off as a joke, Penis Rings but curiosity got the better of me so I clicked the link. What I found was a disgusting copypasta that was so offensive I almost wanted to vomit.
The project was intended to bring a Spongebob sex doll to life, complete with a realistic Spongebob’s face and body. The post described the doll as having a unique “intimate experience” and suggested it would be “the ultimate sex toy for any hardcore Spongebob fan”. I was horrified. I mean, what kind of sick individual would purchase one of these dolls and then use it for “personal enjoyment”? It was totally disgusting.
The copypasta then went on to explain that in the event of sufficient funds, they would even create custom “Spongebob figures to fulfill any fantasy”. My heart was pounding in my chest just thinking about it; it was like some kind of twisted version of a perverse horror movie. It honestly made me feel sick to my stomach.
The post also described how the creator of the project had “spent months researching Spongebob and creating the most realistic Spongebob sex doll ever seen”. This only made me sicker. I couldn’t believe someone had actually put time and effort into creating this type of product. It was truly sickening.
Then, in an attempt to encourage people to donate funds to the project, the copypasta ended with a plea for help, asking, “Please help us bring Spongebob to life for the ultimate Spongebob experience”. At this point I was really disturbed. To me, this was nothing more than a perversion of something that should remain pure and innocent. I just couldn’t understand vibrators why anyone would want to create something like this in the first place.
At the end of the day, I’m still shaken up by the whole thing. A Spongebob sex doll? Really? Who in their right mind would be into something like this? It’s just so wrong. And the idea of custom figures being made to fulfill anyone’s “fantasy” is just too much to wrap my head around.
If that wasn’t bad enough, the copypasta made one last point: that the project “would make a great gift for the fans of the show”. It was in that moment that I knew this was something I had to speak out against. We don’t need any more perverse expressions of Spongebob in the world. I’m sure the creator of the show would be horrified to see something like this being created.
In my opinion, this Kickstarter campaign was a disgusting, perverse and insensitive attempt to exploit something pure and innocent. Those involved should be ashamed of themselves. I mean, how could anyone in their right mind think a Spongebob sex doll is something that people would actually want to purchase? To me, nothing about it is funny or entertaining; it’s just plain wrong. The whole thing has left a nasty taste in my mouth.