What do you think about owning a dildo in Texas? You may not realize it, but it is actually illegal in Texas. Yes, you heard that right! It’s illegal. Texas Governor, Greg Abbott, recently signed a bill that makes it illegal to own a dildo in the state of Texas.
I’m totally bewildered by this law. Why on earth would someone decide to limit an individual’s sexual pleasure? What difference does it make to anyone else what others do in the privacy of their own bedrooms? It just doesn’t seem right.
I’m sure this law is going to have a big impact on those who own dildos. It’s not like there aren’t other ways to pleasure yourself in Texas, like masturbating or using vibrators, but those who have grown accustomed to using dildos are going to be forced to find other outlets to satisfy their needs.
It’s hard to believe that the law passed so easily without any public outcry. That just goes to show you how powerful the state government can be when it wants something. Even if many Texans may not agree with the law, the fact remains that it is now illegal to own a dildo in the state.
So what are those who already own dildos going to do? Are they going to risk penalties and sanctions by breaking the law, or are they going to throw them away so they don’t get in trouble? It’s really a tough situation to be in.
There are a few alternatives to throwing out a dildo. People in Texas can always move out of state or sell their dildos to someone in another state. But then again, who in their right mind would ever want to part with their beloved dildo? It’s almost cruel to ask.
This law is definitely a setback for those who love their dildos. Not only are they going to have to part ways with their former sexual partners, but they’re also going to have to find other ways to get off. It’s really too bad that this law passed without much resistance.
On a more positive note, the law does have one benefit. The law states that it is now illegal to own a dildo in Texas, which implies that it is not illegal to purchase a dildo from out of state, so long as you do not bring it into Texas. That means that it is now potentially possible to own a dildo in Texas if you play your cards right.
Even though I don’t exactly agree with the new law, I understand why it was passed. The reality is that Texas values traditional family values and, unfortunately, dildos aren’t exactly a traditional part of that equation. So, if you’re planning on owning a dildo in Texas, you may want to think twice before doing so.