I grew up knowing the word ‘dildo’ from that one hilarious scene in Ace Ventura, but I didn’t know what it actually meant. I was so glad when I eventually found out, and I feel it’s an important thing to have in your vocabulary.
I mean, imagine the awkwardness if you didn’t know it. It’s a vital part of learning and nobody should feel embarrassed to ask how to say it. So, here are the basics on how to say ‘dildo’ in English.
To begin with, let’s talk about the pronunciation. It’s important to get this right, otherwise you may not be taken seriously. The ‘d’ in ‘dildo’ is emphatic, so make sure to emphasise it, as in ‘DIL-doh’. It helps to clench your fist while saying the word, in order to add more emphasis to it.
Secondly, let’s discuss the various colloquialisms and slang terms for ‘dildo’. It doesn’t matter whether you call it a ‘daddyldo’, a ‘bam-bam’, or a ‘bing-bang’, just make sure to be respectful towards others when using it.
Thirdly, let’s talk about the context in which it’s appropriate to bring up the word. In general, ‘dildo’ is usually only discussed in very specific contexts, such as sex education classes or adult-oriented conversations. It’s important to be aware of your audience before saying it.
Fourthly, let’s take a look at the various spellings of ‘dildo’. It’s often spelled as ‘dildo’ or ‘didlo’ but the most common spelling is ‘dildo’. It’s important to remember which is correct so that you don’t confuse people.
Finally, let’s discuss the history and origin of the word. To be honest, no one is really sure where the word comes from but it’s thought to have originated in the 15th century. It’s believed to come from the word ‘dilly’, which was an old English word for ‘lord’ or ‘master’.
So there you have it! That’s how to say ‘dildo’ in English. It’s an important part of a person’s everyday vocabulary, and it’s crucial to get it right. Spend some time getting into it and you won’t feel embarrassed when the situation inevitably arises.
Now, expanding on the topic, let’s discuss the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. A dildo is essentially just a non-vibrating, phallic-shaped sex toy, while a vibrator is a type of sex toy that vibrates. Dildos come in a variety of shapes and sizes, with different materials, and can often be used to stimulate both the anus and vagina. They can provide a pleasurable experience, either alone or with a partner.
On the other hand, vibrators, or vibrating sex toys, are inserted into the vagina or anus and are intended to stimulate the genitals. Patterns can be adjusted, including the speed, strength and intensity of the vibration to provide an intense pleasure experience. Vibrators come in a variety of shapes, sizes and types, and can be used with a partner, or solo.
Next, let’s discuss the different types of dildos. First, let’s take a look at realistic dildos. These are usually made of silicone, and often resemble a penis in texture and shape. They are usually used to mimic the sensation of a real penis, and can be pleasurable during sex with a partner or for masturbation.
In addition, there are also suction-based dildos, which are designed to stay in place on a smooth surface. This type of dildo is usually a great way to have sex without having to worry about constantly readjusting it.
Finally, we have dildos that are designed to stimulate the G-Spot or prostate. These are usually curved in shape, and they are designed to hit the highly sensitive nerve endings in these areas.
As I mentioned earlier, it’s important to be aware of the context before using the word ‘dildo’. It’s generally considered to be inappropriate for public consumption, so it’s important to be aware of who you are around and the setting in which you are saying it. If in doubt, it’s better to avoid saying it altogether.
In addition, it’s important to be mindful of the people around you when it comes to conversing about sex toys. Even if it’s a sex-positive environment, it’s still important to be respectful of others and their boundaries.
It’s also important to remember that, for many people, buying or using sex toys can be an emotional experience. It’s important to be supportive of people who have chosen to buy and use these toys, and to practice respect and understanding.
Finally, let’s discuss the etiquette of buying and using dildos. First, make sure to do your research before buying one. Check out reviews to make sure that it’s a quality product that will meet your needs. Second, be sure to store it safely and clean it regularly, with sex toy cleaner or warm soapy water. Third, always remember to use a water-based lubricant to ensure comfortable and enjoyable use.
Lastly, it’s important to remember to be patient and kind-hearted when talking about dildos. Everyone has the right to explore their own sexuality, without being judged or humiliated. Remember to be open-minded and listen to other people’s stories, as there is a wide variety of experiences.
And there you have it, my friend: the basics on how to say ‘dildo’ in English. I hope I have given you enough advice on the topic so that you can now confidently use the word whenever you need to.